The anticipation of going on a trip gets very overwhelming when thinking about how it begins, the plane ride. Traveling by plane is a thrilling experience. It always gets my blood pumping. When I arrive at the airport, check my bags in. Then go wait in the long line were you strip naked to make sure you don’t have a bomb strapped to your foot. Then I always go right to the bar. I order at least 4 double shots of jack and coke. I grab something for the newsstand which cost triple in value and wait for that very polite woman to board my plane. As I sit down I start to sweat like I just ran a mile. I’m trying to get comfortable in my chair, but we all know that isn’t going to happen. And then the moment arrives… over the p.a. the pilot announces the weather, temperature etc. I’m not paying attention to that shit buddy, as we approach the runway about to take off. Dam, I wish I had some xanax…
Oh joy, a thunderous noise, earth shaking violently, buildings collapsing, sirens going off, 100 foot waves crashing, ear shattering bass echoing Thur open lands the giants are dancing again. Little Jimmy spare your magic beans. Among the giants, live the average human, but in harmony, unlike when Dinosaurs roamed freely. They have respect for little people for we invent things that are of thee extraordinary. Rarely accidental, but safety is needed when the beer is depleted.
In 2034, from the ancient ruins of China emerged an army of ninjas to seek revenge against those who destroyed there land. The undead marched forth showing no mercy and no remorse murdering men, women, and children. The innocent suffered at the blades of these warriors. And then a tree man named Bo Bo, who was a 150 years old, heard he news in his tree house and decided to rise up against these Bamboo Soldiers. One might say how could this tree geezer take on an army of 10 thousand? He simply replied “orange juice”.
As my wildest dreams came to life, I could not make sense of what I was seeing. Sudden chills ran up my spine as if every word I spoke provided conclusions and answers that I have never thought of before. Material and man meshed together as if all things were one. Their were two suns shining, three birds on my shoulder talking about who they thought was the greatest boxer of all time. I drank four gallons of orange juice because an old man with a long white beard who looked 150 told me it was good for me. I felt like I accomplished a lot until I woke up the next day and forgot what I have done.
The anticipation of going on a trip gets very overwhelming when thinking about how it begins, the plane ride. Traveling by plane is a thrilling experience. It always gets my blood pumping. When I arrive at the airport, check my bags in. Then go wait in the long line were you strip naked to make sure you don’t have a bomb strapped to your foot. Then I always go right to the bar. I order at least 4 double shots of jack and coke. I grab something for the newsstand which cost triple in value and wait for that very polite woman to board my plane. As I sit down I start to sweat like I just ran a mile. I’m trying to get comfortable in my chair, but we all know that isn’t going to happen. And then the moment arrives… over the p.a. the pilot announces the weather, temperature etc. I’m not paying attention to that shit buddy, as we approach the runway about to take off. Dam, I wish I had some xanax… 
